So help me, I'm a genius.
Have you noticed that shirts are getting more and more low cut? I've been wearing tank tops and t-shirts under most of my shirts for years, but the larger the size, the lower the front of the tank top. Not much help! My five-year-old turned to me on Saturday and said "Mom....that shirt is NOT modest. When are you going to stop wearing it?"
OK, ouch. I'm forever yanking on my tank tops, yanking on my shirt, yanking on EVERYTHING trying to keep a sense of decency! (Let me tell you, babies do not appreciate prudishness in their mothers.) Moms are always bending, sitting, stretching, moving...and clothes don't like to cooperate.
You ready for my amazing tank-top makeover? Put it on backwards. Yeah.