Fail. Massive Fail.
This, my friends, is what happens when you scoop a bit of extra-firm marmalade into a pan with some water, to try and soften it up a bit over low heat.
Then take a 3 hour Sunday nap.
I'm surprised I didn't burn the house down! Until I get my head on straight, I'm going to be limiting my stove top cooking. If you can't tell, that is one solid, rock-hard, mass. I can lift the entire pan using only the spoon.